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It's true.

I hate yaoi fangirls, and I am one.

You may be looking at me with tears in your eyes right now and saying, "Why Chopstick... why?!"  

Well, I'm gonna tell you why.


1.  You're just writing about them because they're hot.

Let's just forget that they hated each other in the game.  Let's completely forget that both of them were completely straight and had loving girlfriends in the anime.  And heaven forbid I bring up the idea that they were really "just friends" in the manga.  I'm not really bitching about drabbles or crackfics so much as I am the fifty-page-long epics that completely ignore canon.  

AND I MEAN COMPLETELY.

Rinoa was just so whiny and Squall and Seifer were just SO KAWAII, you HAD to kill her or maim her or turn her into a ditzy bitch that Squall despised.  I hated her too, you know, but I'm not willing to actually sit down and write her out of the picture in such an abrupt and unlikely way it could be considered a cop-out.  For gods' sake, have pride in what you're writing and give it some believability.


2.  You think Japanese is TEH BESTEST LANGY-WAGE EVAR.

I said the word "kawaii" up there, and actually died a little on the inside when I did.  I might use Japanglish in real life, but, uh, I use it with my Japanese friends.  It stays out of my fics and my posts.  Why?  Because I speak English.  I am making an English-speaking post.  When I write fanfiction, I write it for the English-speaking reader.  I think the most Japanese I've ever used in a fic was for my Petshop of Horrors fanfic, but those are honorifics, and I can't figure out a proper way to translate honorifics into English without them sounding competely retarded.

Just to be completely clear, I'll include a little example that shows exactly what I hate.  (And excuse any similarity to any actual fic; this is one of my own creation written just for this rant.  However, if there is a fic just like this out there... I'm sure I hate it.  A lot.)

"Oh, Yuki-chan, you're so kawaii!" squealed Tohma, eyeing the blond bishounen.

"Hn."  Yuki arched an eyebrow at the CEO.  "You baka.  Urusai..."

Tohma shook his head, leaning into Yuki insistently.  "Urusai nai yo!  Watashi wa aishteru!"


WHAT.  THE.  FUCK.

Okay, one: I've seen Japanese like this actually used in fics.  And it's shit Japanese.  Like, really shit Japanese.  As in, "I-just-kinda-threw-some-stuff-I-saw-together-hope-it-fits-teehee" Japanese.

IF YOU LOVE THE LANGUAGE SO MUCH, WHY DO YOU ABUSE IT?

Some people might excuse it by saying, "Well, they're still learning.  This is how they practice."  They shouldn't be using the goddamn language in fics at all, dammit.  There are forums and chatrooms and pen-pal programs and websites, ALL geared towards learning Japanese.  Welcome to the Internet, kids.  It's a wonderful place.  Lemme introduce you to my best friend, Google.


3.  You write shitty songfics.

Okay, so maybe this is just a generic gripe that can go for any fic at all, but it runs pretty rampant in yaoi too.  I hate songfics.  I don't really care if a certain fic was inspired by a song, or features the lyrics quoted (at most, a few lines) before the fic starts, but any fic that features the song prominently in its body just annoys the crap out of me.  It breaks up the flow of the fic pretty dreadfully and just distracts from it.  Are you trying to hide the fact tht you can't write at all by hiding behind Prince's "When Doves Cry?"

Sadly, I have seen perfectly good fics completely ruined by song lyrics randomly inserted inbetween paragraphs.  Sometimes I go to the effort to actually open the fic in a word editor and remove the lyrics, but I mostly just skip over any fic that has "songfic" in its description completely.


4.  You leave the WORST reviews.

"liek omg ^_____^  THAT WUZ SO KAWAII!!!1  i luv inuyasha an miroku 2gether, their teh best lol ^_^;; PLZ WRITE MORE!!"

You review everything like this.  EVERYTHING.  I don't care if it's the most typo-ridden, OOC, badly-written drivel that has ever graced the Intarwebnet, you think it is THE BEST THING EVER.  And you will add it to your favorites list and surely read it at least once a week, because it features your favorite unlikely couple and that's all that matters, dammit.  

Man, that ticks me off.

I've had the poor luck to run across terrible fics, then glance at the reviews and see eight pages of naught but praise.  If you're going to read a pile of shit fic, at least have the grace to know that's what you're reading.  If you don't out-and-out flame the author, at least give them what we of the more-than-one-brain-cell club like to call "constructive criticism" and tell them how to improve their fic.  

For the love of god, DON'T ENCOURAGE THE BAD WRITERS.  The type of yaoi fangirl that does is part of the reason why the rest of us have to muck through page after page of poorly-written crap just to find a single good fic.  

Actually, this goes for flames, too.  Often times this type of yaoi fangirl mindlessly flames any fic featuring a pairing she doesn't like, regardless of the actual fic's quality.  "NO U SUCK SESSHOMARU ONLY LUVS NARAKU!!!11  >_<"


5. Your fics are terrible.

This ties more into the ideas above, but I'd just like to expand on it a little bit.

Most yaoi fics are what I like to call Old Yeller fics.  They start out with a good idea, but after a while it just all goes to hell, and then it's time to take it out to the back yard and shoot it in the head.  Tragic, but necessary.

So sure, YaoiNoMiko0843 has this really cool idea... at first.  But then she lapses into five million cliches, makes it a rape fic, kills off all the main female characters, and caps it all off with a wedding... and my next gripe.


6.  You write MPREG.

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GOD, WHY?

You DO know that the characters you're writing are MALE, right?  That they have penises and no tits, much less vaginas?  I could possibly understand something like this when you're dealing with a mysterious, alien/otherworldly character (like D from Petshop of Horrors, maybe), but Quatre of Gundam Wing?  

Why?

WHY?

"But they're in love and they need to have a BAY-BEEEE, Chopstick!"  you cry in protest, pointing to a very much in love Trieze and Zechs, with Zechs cradling his adorable hellspawn.

What the fuck.   Ever heard of adoption?  Men don't have the equipment for making babies, kids; I don't care how many times you watched Junior.  You're just writing it because you think that your adorable couple needs a baby to cement their relationship, and babies just have to come from the innards of one of them, or it just doesn't count.  I swear to god, you'd think that to become a Gundam pilot it was a prerequisite to have ovaries planted up your ass, these fics are so rampant in the Gundam (Wing) fandom.


7.  You don't care about spelling/grammar/typos/MY SANITY.

I kick myself every time I catch the slightest mis-type I made that goes unnoticed by everyone else, I really do.  You, on the other hand, don't give a damn.  This is made obvious by the fact that you're misspelling the main character's name, using "loose" instead of "lose," and think that awkward only has one w in it.  Okay, so I'm being a little unfair and pointing out some really common misspellings, but just consider this a public service.  

I don't really care about those two common misspellings as much as I care about those who commit the unforgivable crime of using Internet abbreviations, smilies, and/or 1337 speak in their fics.   If Edward made a slightly nervous smile after he confessed his feelings to Greed, DO NOT express it with ^_^;.  Write it.  Describe it.  And when you're done doing that, read it a few times over to make sure it's devoid of typos.  Double-check your spelling of words you're not quite sure about.

When to use "he and I" instead of "him and me":  If you're writing about Edward and Alphonse going out to buy more condoms and lube and you're writing from Al's perspective, there is a common mistake with grammar, and that is to automatically use "he and I" because it "sounds more correct."  As a rule of thumb, you subtract the other person from the sentence.  If what you're using still makes sense ("I wanted to get the Astroglide" versus "Me wanted to get the Astroglide") then you're in the clear.


8.  Your stupid Mary Sues/Marty Stus.

You sneak them in when no one's looking.  You insist they aren't self-inserts, but the smart ones know better.  The Mary Sue is usually paired up with another character (not distracting from the main HAWT YAOI SEXX0RZ, of course), while the Marty Stu can either be paired up with the afore-mentioned "other character," or he can even be the other half of the actual yaoi pairing.

Lesser crimes include making a Mary/Marty one of the main characters' confidants, despite the fact that there were twenty canonical characters to choose from.  Suddenly there's this random, made up character that Leon has to run and confide in, despite the fact that he has D/Jill/Chris in the manga.  


9.  Addendum.

I'm a yaoi fangirl.  I confess this.  I embrace this.  I enjoy the occasional pure smut or WAFF or angst-ridden fic.  Unfortunately, however, I do not always enjoy my fellow fangirls and what they produce.  Ultimately I'm probably in the yaoi community to stay (for better or for worse), but that doesn't mean I'm not going to bitch about things every once in a while.  

Things can be improved.  Always.

I desperately want to see the yaoi fandom improve.


10.  Useful Links.

USE THEM, THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

Dictionary.com: dictionary.reference.com
Google: www.google.com/
Wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Pag…
GrammarStation.com: www.grammarstation.com/     Thanks to my fellow LJer thespooniest for pointing this one out.
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An... "essay" I wrote concerning the fandom I am the most active in, yaoi. The original can be found here: [link]


And yes, as I have been told, it can apply to more than one fandom. That's great. However, I wrote this really with only yaoi in mind, seeing as how it's the fandom I know the most about.

EDIT FOR THE UNNATURALLY DENSE:

Look, you. You know who you are. You're all pissy because you think I'm a big ol' meanie. Before you shoot yourself in the foot, you need to know the following:

1. This rant is my opinion. I have never stated it to be anything other than such.

2. Stop accusing me of being an evil yaoi-hating harpy. I'm not. I explicitly state that I am a yaoi fangirl. (And *no,* smartass, that doesn't mean I hate myself.)

3. Stop thinking you are clever for telling me that people are allowed to have their own opinions/preferences in response to my rant about MY OPINIONS AND PREFERENCES.

4. There is no #4.

5. I never, ever attack anyone personally in my rant. If it seems like something I've said is directed specifically at you (or your best friend, or your small dog, or whatever), let me clear this up right now: IT ISN'T. I ask that you grant me the same courtesy.

6. This was mainly written for "the lulz." That is to say, for you to laugh at. Perhaps even learn from. If you are not satisfied with my brand of "the funny," too bad. No refunds! May I suggest Calvin and Hobbes?

EDIT AGAIN: Holy shit, people are still looking at this. Uh, okay. I understand that the Internet is forever and all, so I'm not really going to marvel at that fact. Just so you guys know, though, I've pretty much abandoned dA out of laziness and will, with 99.9% certainty, not be replying to comments any more. Sorry guys, that's what happens when real life takes over.

tl;dr - If you enjoyed the rant, fuck yeah, I'm glad you liked it. If you hated it and think I'm mean, I don't care in the least and would probably consider you to be an idiot.
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BrianWarnerfan Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015

Patrick Galbraith, a visiting researcher at Sophia University and author of The Moé Manifesto, has spent years in Tokyo studying the explosion of BL superfandom, which, according to his findings, pulls in more than $120 million annually, and accounts for roughly 4% of all printed manga in Japan.

Although many young women like Hana prefer to keep their comic book predilections a secret, Galbraith estimates that there are well over a million self-titled rotten girls in Japan, which has created myriad sub-genres within the BL universe.

Galbraith explains that Boys’ Love is also called yaoi in Japanese, an acronym used to reference the homoerotic relationship of two males for a female audience that stands for “no climax, no punch line, no meaning.”

Stories within the yaoi canon run the spectrum of explicitness, from narratives that delicately hint a romantic connection between two characters

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Yaoiwriter25 Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I am a fangirl of my own writing so yeah its not like i am into a fandom or anything,though i am a sucker for sterek :D 
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InsaneDarkDragon Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015  New member Hobbyist General Artist
I do agree with you on some of your points and being a yaoi fangirl myself I am able to understand some of my fellow fangirls minds however it seems to me like you are lumping all of the yaoi fangirls in together. Like your point about fanfiction. I read and write fanfiction and even though I myself am not very good I have read very many that are written like an actual book you would buy. And to be honest all of the fangirls I have ever met pair people because of their personalities and the way they interact not because of physical attributes. I will however respect your opinion because even though I'm only 13 I know you do not judge people for their opinions and thoughts. And I'm a serious weirdo so who am I to say anything!!!
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KeyonnaWasHere Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
BEAUTIFUL XD I'm a yaoi fangirl, BUT I've never written any kind of fanfiction about a yaoi or think Japanese is the best language ever.

Fanfictions are fun and such, but I only put that much work into books and such. Manga don't fall under that for me. And forget READING it. God. None of them can spell. Make sure you message that link to them personally. They act like they're never SEEN the English language, let alone spoken it.

Japanese is fun (J-pop all up on my playlist), but I wouldn't call it the best. Probably because I have no effing idea what I'm saying when I'm dancing around, screeching like an idiot.

MPREG .___. UGH. I can't. Absolutely can't. The first MPREG I ran across was some horrible InuYasha fic when I was 16. I'm not even kidding when I say I cried. Like a fucking baby for a whole five minutes. It upset me so much. My poor brain couldn't find a way to burn those words from my retina.
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sampea Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2014
Interesting opinion.
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Babykitten4life Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Honestly, I can relate to you.
Being a Yaoi fangirl myself, I find I don't exactly match up with all of these traits.
I'd like to say:

1. Okay, just because they're hot, doesn't mean they belong together. It's simple logic. Beauty is, first of all, subjective, and second of all, not as important as personality.

2. I can't speak Japanese for my life. I can sing in it if you give me a month, but people who just randomly stick "kawaii" in their sentences really piss me off.

3. What the frick is a song-fic?

4. We do, at times. I won't deny it. I try my best to keep my comments intelligent, but... Um... That doesn't always happen.

5. I've honestly never written a yaoi fic myself, but I won't deny that a lot of us suck rather badly at making fanfiction.

6. ... Mpreg is a disgrace to society. And Biology class.

7. I spell-checked this comment about three times. xD

8. Good self inserts and OCs are hard to make, but I've been trying...

Thank you SO much for writing this. Also, the link to GrammarStation cracked me up.
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yaoiluvr13 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2014
I think I just fell in love with you.

You are so right and spot on! I have to scroll through at least 3 pages before I find one that seems to be worth reading, but about 70% of the time half way through the story, the plot just drops. OC's start popping out of nowhere, guys are getting pregnant, barely legal boys are confessing to middle-aged men who basically molested them some years ago, high schoolers are trying to seduce their best friend's divorced or widowed father or uncle and it's all just AARRGGHH!!

And if it does have a (surprisingly) good plot, the author keeps bouncing from English to Japanese! He's not kawaii! He's CUTE!!! If English is your native tongue, USE IT!!

I agree whole heartedly. Thank you for this post.
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Babykitten4life Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oy... I know right?

I feel as though at least 70-90% of the yaoi fangirl demographic is insane... And am one.

(not insane, I mean... Arg, you get the point.)

People just get... really creepy with their fanfiction...
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yaoiluvr13 Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
I know what you mean. I am a total yaoi fangirl and I get so embarrassed when I see a fellow fangirl get all crazy and weird..

I wish I had the power to go through the internet to find these nutjobs and slap them sometimes.
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Babykitten4life Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh, don't we all?

Plus, I mean, crack pairings can be fun, but there's a limit, jeez...
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RariTwirules15 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2014   Writer
I like yaoi, but the fangirls are out of control.

There is just too much fanfics, lemons, and disrespect towards hetero and yuri pairings because they constantly worship yaoi. And then they treat non-yaoi fans like shit, too. They just immediately assume that they're homophobics just because they don't barry themselves in yaoi pornography or fanfics.
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aorinappollo Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2014
LOL, I'm a yaoi-fangirl and I love this! There's a couple of fangirls who actually pick their ships over actual human decency, so..yeah.

Also, for number 6.. there is an anime character, that is male, and does not have a.. "proof" to know he's male. (I don't wanna type the word..) The only way you can tell he's a guy is by listening to his voice. And yeah, using too much japanese words in a fic is DAMN ANNOYING. I couldn't read a fic properly because two people were talking in half japanese-half english. The entire conversation went rock bottom in less than a minute..
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LunaSakuraValentine Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2014
Beautiful.. Just... Beautiful...
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vindictiveslayer Featured By Owner Edited Nov 19, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
I especially hate it when fangirls are all screaming, "PLEASE LET HIM BOTTOM. I want him to bottom D:"
No. (you girls are extremely obnoxious and weird. Why is it that many always prefer the stereotypically "aggressive" partner to top? And why do they always have to be taller? This isn't a hetero relationship if you haven't realised. o_o)

Also,
I don't understand the amount of girls adoring extremely effeminate & helpless ukes who always are in danger and in need of their super badass seme to come save the day.
Just read shounen bebs.

AND A LOT OF THE TIMES
the story begins with a ridiculous start, like how the boy confesses to boy2 and suddenly boy2 is extremely conscious of him and mistakes this for infatuation?
Or you've got really attractive boy who's gay and boy2 who's hetero and suddenly boy2 gets over women and boldly pronounces his love for boy without going through an emotional roller coaster of whether or not his feelings are simply desperation or....idk where the hell these feels are coming from. probably infatuation. or admiration. or LOOOVE if you will.

Then you've also got the stories of older man meets younger kid and whaaaa, younger kid comes back older and confesses his love for a geezer he met 15 years ago?
It's so funny when underaged yaoi lovers chit chat about how much they love the rose-coloured relationships between men but everyone knows it's only because it's easily accessible p0rm. Shut up and read shounen-ai you freaky monkeys.

So many things to say. So little time. I do love my yaoi though. But very few are gold. Mostly I prefer shounen-ai. :la:

Sorry I get a little bit passionate about my interests... :typerhappy:
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Speeddemon4ever Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
OMG i want to like this comment so bad. :|
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Anita-Kagamine Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Solo diré algo y no me voy a poner a traducirlo, por que no vale la pena. Métete tu jodida opinión por el culo!!!, cada quien escribe lo que se le da la gana y como se le da LA PUTA GANA no entiendo por que la gente no es capaz de dejar quietos a los demás, ellos verán  que escriben, que dibuja ES SU JODIDO PROBLEMA :D
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Alyssofhearts13 Featured By Owner Nov 16, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I cannot express how much I agree in words. I often find myself proof reading other people's writing which really makes it not worth reading.
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shastakine Featured By Owner Nov 8, 2014
Hear, hear!  *offers a toast in support of good plot lines, appropriate grammar, and keeping characters in-character.*
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MMDFantage Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Interesting, very interesting.

The reason I don't favor yaoi fangirls is because most of the time, they can't see through all the CLICHE.
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EmmieyCathiey Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
I agree with a lot of this. I hate the ooc crap, I don't like Mary Sue shit, and bad grammar/spelling drives me up the wall. I have a neutral opinion of mpreg, some of it is nauseating, but if written in a way that makes sense (hermaphroditism) then it isn't bad. I'm surprised you didn't mention the non consensual sex that often takes place in some yaoi stuff.
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drawling1234game Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014
Thank you! I agree with everything especially #7 its like when they type they have like a spazz attack in the middle of the story and the words and the sentences don't make any sence!
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Gavarre Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I'll be really grateful if someone like you can provide me a constructive criticism for my fanfic, because I knew someone like you would take my story seriously. 
I know this is a very late reply and I'm sorry. Just happened to find this rant recently. 
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Timscorpion Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I agree with your opinion.
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Rhov Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hello, fellow yaoi lover (but yaoi-fan hater...yes, I saw that you are not hating on the concept of yaoi, but the flippant floozy fangirls who have overrun it.)

I agree, the yaoi fandom is rife with trashy smut that makes no sense at all. All I can say is, nearly all of these points apply to non-yaoi fiction just as much as it does to yaoi. It's the very nature of fanfiction. "I want to see XY bang XX and I don't care if they've never spoken to one another, or they hate each other, or they're friends but he's in a relationship with another character."

I happen to be a professional writer and happily married woman who writes erotica on the side, and yeah, fanfic yaoi (straight stories, too). I don't overuse Japanese keywords; that's really annoying, like some juvenile attempt at bragging about being an otaku ,"Ooh, look how many Japanese words I know." I only use "nakama" because there is no good English word for that concept, and I use it in my personal life. I proofread a chapter five times to search and destroy spelling errors. Believe it or not, I have a plot and stick to it. (Okay, confession: I've written some PWPs, but only to fulfill requests.) I keep them as much in character as possible, which is easy in yaoi if their sexuality is ambiguous. Mpreg is something I flat out refuse to write about... EVER! Thesaurus.com is my most frequently visited website right after Gmail.

The trouble is, most fanfic authors are girls who just want more hot boy action. There's a psychological analysis about yaoi that also suggests the appeal to women has to do with yaoi being "non-threatening" to females. We're not forced to see some overly-sexualized and anatomically impossible lady being used to the satisfaction of some domineering man. There are no triggers for victims of sexual assault (1 in 6 women are raped or nearly raped in America... lots of potential triggers!) I have written rape-fics, but I do it in a way that shows the ugliness of the act. I flat out refuse all requests for glorification of non-consensual acts, and I direct that requester to websites about rape recovery so maybe they'll think twice.

Fanfic writers are also typically very young, averaging 13-19. Yaoi, yuri, or straight: their writing is going to reflect their experience. Ask a poor-grammar-spewing yaoi author to write straight porn, it's going to be written just as horribly. It's still good experience. I encourage them, even the high school kids who are virgins and afraid to say the word "penis" out loud and really have no clue what a kiss feels like, let alone the things they are writing about. Let's just say, I'm twice that average age. I know what a penis is, how it is used, and what it feels like in ALL orifices. Too much information, I know. I'm just saying, I use my experience in my writing. That makes me rare, and old on fanfiction.net, but maybe what you need to find are older authors, not 13 year olds. Read published gay erotica. Fanfics fulfill inner fantasies, but they rarely fulfill my desire for superb storytelling.

Well.... this is far more than I thought I would say when I started typing. I hope you find some GOOD yaoi out there, and don't let the immaturity of the fans destroy your love of yaoi. 90% of all fanfiction is crap, and it doesn't matter what genitalia was used. Finding one of those rare gems is really satisfactory.

Sincerely,
"Wild Rhov" on fanfiction.net
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NaokiRynneMidnight Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
o_O

Haters gunna hate......
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MenollySagittaria Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The most ironic thing about it is there's oodles and oodles of actual yaoi CANON material out there . . . so why does any fan have to turn everything they come into contact with into yaoi, just because they like it? If two boys have a deep, developed relationship in canon and are ostensibly straight, I can see it. If someone decides to write a detailed, characterized account of how two guys who *don't have that much of a relationship end up together, more power to them. But if you're only after two dicks fencing each other, why would it matter to whom they're attached? (sarcasm) Nevermind that this devalues and fetishizes REAL gay relationships into just sex appeal, when they can be as much about emotional intimacy and romantic struggles, too? Write the characters as real people, please. You might just find that you and your readers will subtly treat actual attractive people less as objects and more as complex beings, too. And the payoff for chapters of tension and build up makes the reward all the sweeter. 
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Chibi-Vodka Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2014
I don't disagree with you completely. I've read too many fanfics where all the sentences are like this:

he want to te car "well, I guess I can dpare a few minutes."

I just can't take it! Like, use proper English! I also agree with you that using Japanese words in place of English words is a stupid idea. However, like you said, there are some really good fics out there that are just dying to be read.
I think the only thing I will disagree with you about is the MPreg, but I'm biased because my first yaoi fanfiction was an MPreg. ^^; I believe you've made some good points though~!
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SANIC-I Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014
whats wrong with just wanting hawt guys to bang? I only watch sonic because I enjoy seeing sonic and tails do hawt yaoi together.
omg so hawt. 
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BikuNekoKawaii Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
That wS SO MAEDAJ WSHY DO YOUJ HATED TGHE KAWSAII ANIME-KA YQAOIZZZ ITWS SO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111
YOU SAY ITS YOUR OPINION BUT ITS SO MEEN SO SHUT UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
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NarukaUzumaki13 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
You just made my day. I perfectly agree with you, we fangirls are scary, and often terrible people. Its high time someone at least tried for improvement among the ranks.
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AvatarEmi Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
*applauds loudly* Well said!
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Avii-chan123 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Leave M Preg to the Seahorses.
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DaBair Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Yaoi fangirls are scary.
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linsanna Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014  Student General Artist
Ikr!
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tigerneko135 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
Nice, I totally agree with you! Yaoi fangirls cans be so annoying -_- Personally, I like yaoi for the beautiful guys but I also like some of the story lines (except the ones that are 90% smut and sex scenes...) And seriously? Some yaoi fangirls write about male preg?? O_o
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Coolvsc Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
So true
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satelIites Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Holy christ
FINALLY
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM TO SEE THAT SOMEONE SHARES THE SAME OPINION ABOUT THIS AS I DO NO MATTER HOW LONG AGO THIS WAS MADE
I'M HONESTLY TIRED OF ASKING MY FRIENDS WHY THEY LIKE YAOI AND BEING CALLED A HOMOPHOBIC, CLOSED MINDED DICKHEAD FOR NOT AGREEING WITH THEIR ACTIONS.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN RELIGION
BUT GOD BLESS YOUR DAMN SOUL FOR MAKING THIS :iconcryforeverplz:
Like honestly I've shipped one homo thing in my life to at least try to fit in with my group of friends (even if it was a pairing only a few people liked) but I still don't understand them.
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99baloon99 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
But saying fangirls as a whole is kind of messed up we arent all like this . And we are alowed to try and write fanfics and stuff they arent all bad therevare some great ones out there!
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99baloon99 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014
I like yaoi but I dont like animes just for hot guys or stuff like that the most important thing to me is an intriquing story. And im not really a fan girl I got better things to do than look at yaoi all day im more of shonen ai anyway. I total understand the mpreg it makes no sense why do they do that?!
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SaienNoMurosaki Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
finally! a person that actually KNOWS how I feel. I laughed a lot.. thank you for this joy. :)) for all the haters before I commented. CHILL. she isn't bashing the whole yaoi fan girls.. only the "other" type of fans that uses 'stuff"  and  says "stuff" wrongly... hope no one gets fully offended by my comment. love lots. :))
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Sagabun Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2014
No to count, this journal was written back in 2005, when Yaoi was popular and there were literally thousands of crappy fangirls and posers.
Nowadayas Yaoi has almost faded into obscurity and unless you search for it, you never hear about it.

Not sure why people keep coming here 9 years later to keep insulting the person who posted this, that to make it worse, has been inactive since 2009.
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Mimilordofthelost2 Featured By Owner Jul 4, 2014
I don't understand why yaoi fangirls have to make fanfictions/fanart about action, comedy, shojo and slice of life (etc ...) anime that clearly isn't yaoi and was never intended to be yaoi. I mean like when I can't find one bit of fanart for durarara that isn't yaoi and it's not even a yaoi manga or anime.
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tigerneko135 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014
So true, also with DRRR fanfiction, it's almost always Shizuo x Izaya. Same with Naruto fics (ie. SasuNaru) Yaoi has taken over the anime world! \(._.)/
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rach478 Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Student Digital Artist
uEUGUHHHUEHH URR AEVIL HOMOPHOBRE WBECAUSE U EDONT LIEK YAIAOI!!111s!111

Joking, but seriously, fangirls scare me sometimes. And I'm one myself. o___o
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RedFrost123 Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2014
Forgive me. This might be your opinion but keep your shitty opinion to your god damn self! So what if we mess up! We might have a disorder! Or we might not even speak English! And the shitty reviews thing really at least they show that they give a shit unlike you! Sometimes shits better left unsaid.
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ThunderingAlicorn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
All I heard was the word "shit" over and over again. Everyone has a right to express their opinion except when they're being outright rude to someone. This was not directed at you, so shut the fuck up and go cry about it somewhere else.
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I don't think you read this at all did you? -_-
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ThunderingAlicorn Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What do you mean by that?  The opinion piece or your comment?
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Speeddemon4ever Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014
I meant you didn't read what chopstick wrote very clearly.
I say this becuase you sound like your accusing her of not letting people express their oponion. Wich is untrue.
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ThunderingAlicorn Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Um, no I was yelling at the person who was criticizing Chopstick for expressing her opinion on why she hates yaoi fangirls.  I completely agree with what Chopstick said.  I was replying to a comment from a person that was telling Chopstick to keep her opinion to herself.

This was what the comment said:
"Forgive me. This might be your opinion but keep your shitty opinion to your god damn self! So what if we mess up! We might have a disorder! Or we might not even speak English! And the shitty reviews thing really at least they show that they give a shit unlike you! Sometimes shits better left unsaid."
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